waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

(via flannelandsatin)


saehaven:

THIS IS EVERYTHING IVE EVER DREAMED OF

(via flannelandsatin)


humansofnewyork:

"I’m a court reporter. He’s a judge. Office romance."

humansofnewyork:

"I’m a court reporter. He’s a judge. Office romance."


mothensidhe:

casualdorkpatrol:

ithelpstodream:

OKAY SO MAMA TITS IS MY NEW HERO! 

Mama Tits, Seattle’s iconic tough as nails drag queen, confronted a group of anti-gay protesters attempting to disrupt the start of Seattle’s gay pride parade.
Mama Tits gave Seattle Gay Scene a breakdown of the confrontation:




“I saw them coming up the road pre-Parade and looked at Sylvia and DonnaTella and said, ‘Ladies, let’s make a wall!’ Before I knew it, I was standing tits to nose with the leader guy on the megaphone. It felt like I had the strength of all the people who had ever been hurt by these people standing right behind be me giving me power! I was almost in auto-pilot mode from my days as a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence. I planted myself in his path and wouldn’t move. When he walked around me, I got back in front of him again and again.I stared him in the eyes and could see the pain in his eyes, I could see he was scared and he should have been. He tried to hit me with his sign, but like Bianca Del Rio says ‘Not Today, Satan!’
“I pushed his sign away from my face and hair, because you DO NOT TOUCH my hair. And, it was all I could do to NOT get violent, but I didn’t because once that happens, we all lose. They tried to surround me in an intimidation tactic, but let’s face it, I’m fucking HUGE and it didn’t work at all! The police came to me and asked to let them pass, and told me not to let them get me upset. I told the cops I wasn’t upset, but I WILL defend myself when assaulted, and they needed to remove them from our Parade. I then walked over and grabbed my mic and started to get the crowd involved. I wanted them to make so much joyful noise to drown out the hate… and, boy did they ever! The crowd made the walls rattle down on 4th and Pine!
“Shortly after I heard him quoting Leviticus, I just spouted back all the other parts he was leaving out to show how much of a hypocrite he was. It is always interesting how religious whack jobs misinterpret EVERYTHING in the Bible and bend it to their will to create HATE, when all they are doing is showing their ignorance. I yelled, ‘You have NO POWER here, be gone before someone drops a house on YOU!’ Once they were escorted off the parade route, I noticed how much it had affected me. I was trembling and on the verge of tears, because when people blindly hate and preach it in public like these people do, they have no regard for the people lives they are effecting.
“People take their lives because of HATE like this, people get KILLED because of HATE like this. I just want it all to stop! If the HATE mongers would put down their signs and open their minds and REPENT for their judgments, maybe then they too could find joy and happiness and be part of the fun, instead of being part of the Hell.”


Click here to watch the video!



I LOVE MAMA TITS

That is the look of DEATH.

mothensidhe:

casualdorkpatrol:

ithelpstodream:

OKAY SO MAMA TITS IS MY NEW HERO! 

Mama Tits, Seattle’s iconic tough as nails drag queen, confronted a group of anti-gay protesters attempting to disrupt the start of Seattle’s gay pride parade.

Mama Tits gave Seattle Gay Scene a breakdown of the confrontation:

“I saw them coming up the road pre-Parade and looked at Sylvia and DonnaTella and said, ‘Ladies, let’s make a wall!’ Before I knew it, I was standing tits to nose with the leader guy on the megaphone. It felt like I had the strength of all the people who had ever been hurt by these people standing right behind be me giving me power! I was almost in auto-pilot mode from my days as a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence. I planted myself in his path and wouldn’t move. When he walked around me, I got back in front of him again and again.I stared him in the eyes and could see the pain in his eyes, I could see he was scared and he should have been. He tried to hit me with his sign, but like Bianca Del Rio says ‘Not Today, Satan!’

“I pushed his sign away from my face and hair, because you DO NOT TOUCH my hair. And, it was all I could do to NOT get violent, but I didn’t because once that happens, we all lose. They tried to surround me in an intimidation tactic, but let’s face it, I’m fucking HUGE and it didn’t work at all! The police came to me and asked to let them pass, and told me not to let them get me upset. I told the cops I wasn’t upset, but I WILL defend myself when assaulted, and they needed to remove them from our Parade. I then walked over and grabbed my mic and started to get the crowd involved. I wanted them to make so much joyful noise to drown out the hate… and, boy did they ever! The crowd made the walls rattle down on 4th and Pine!

“Shortly after I heard him quoting Leviticus, I just spouted back all the other parts he was leaving out to show how much of a hypocrite he was. It is always interesting how religious whack jobs misinterpret EVERYTHING in the Bible and bend it to their will to create HATE, when all they are doing is showing their ignorance. I yelled, ‘You have NO POWER here, be gone before someone drops a house on YOU!’ Once they were escorted off the parade route, I noticed how much it had affected me. I was trembling and on the verge of tears, because when people blindly hate and preach it in public like these people do, they have no regard for the people lives they are effecting.

“People take their lives because of HATE like this, people get KILLED because of HATE like this. I just want it all to stop! If the HATE mongers would put down their signs and open their minds and REPENT for their judgments, maybe then they too could find joy and happiness and be part of the fun, instead of being part of the Hell.”

Click here to watch the video!

I LOVE MAMA TITS

That is the look of DEATH.

(via travelingbythoughts)


Rows and reconciliations, partings and comings together again — over what must have been nearly twenty years — had been followed by twenty years of friendship. Perhaps its closeness had sometimes been due to the distance between us; still, I was fonder of him than of anyone in the world. And it was pleasant to feel sure I always would be fond of him; and that I knew him through and through and nothing he could do, whether good or bad, would ever astonish me.
Dodie Smith, The Town in Bloom (via quotes-shape-us)

lilacballad:

pyranova:

magalis:

Idol.

Pooped.  User shared story on Reddit that should keep would-be harassers in line.

Reddit user “ManichestBreastiny.” who proactices scary monsters voices as a hobby, shared on Reddit’s female-focused subform TwoXChromosomes that she caused a man who allegedly grouped her breast in Bostom Common Friday night to soil his paints.

"[He] put his arm around my shoulder and grabbed my breast and said, ‘Hey.’ " she said.  "I pushed him off me, and in my most threatening bellow yelled, ‘HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME?’ "

The alleged harasser was “in total shock,” with his mouth open, ManichestBreastiny said.

But that’s not all: “I knew I caught him by surprise.  It took me a few seconds, between him standing funny and the smell to realize that he crapped in his pants.”

ManichestBreastiny said she was shaken from being grabbed, and quickly walked to the Park Street MBTA station.  Metro could not verfiy if a police report was filed.

Incident reportedly happened as the woman walked through the Common.  /Courtney Sacco, Metro.
Morgan Rousseau @MetroMorgan  morganrousseau@metro.us

here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg

lilacballad:

pyranova:

magalis:

Idol.

Pooped.  User shared story on Reddit that should keep would-be harassers in line.

Reddit user “ManichestBreastiny.” who proactices scary monsters voices as a hobby, shared on Reddit’s female-focused subform TwoXChromosomes that she caused a man who allegedly grouped her breast in Bostom Common Friday night to soil his paints.

"[He] put his arm around my shoulder and grabbed my breast and said, ‘Hey.’ " she said.  "I pushed him off me, and in my most threatening bellow yelled, ‘HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME?’ "

The alleged harasser was “in total shock,” with his mouth open, ManichestBreastiny said.

But that’s not all: “I knew I caught him by surprise.  It took me a few seconds, between him standing funny and the smell to realize that he crapped in his pants.”

ManichestBreastiny said she was shaken from being grabbed, and quickly walked to the Park Street MBTA station.  Metro could not verfiy if a police report was filed.

Incident reportedly happened as the woman walked through the Common.  /Courtney Sacco, Metro.

Morgan Rousseau @MetroMorgan  morganrousseau@metro.us

here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg